2. Know your job, your buddies job, and the job of the person above you.
3. Don't get caught doing stupid things that I have to send you a reprimand for. If HQ doesn't see it, it didn't happen.
4. You don't have to clear the building if it no longer exists, likewise you don't have to range the target if it's right in front of you.
5. "I'm doing something stupid" is a legitimate QBO. If it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid.
6. Debriefs are 20 minutes long, you have two minutes, fill them but don't waste them.
7. Don't be shit or Gibson will take you round back and put a 9mm in your brain. Without firing it.
8. Tell the 2iC your problems, the SC is busy making sure you aren't the problem.
9. Absolute logistical decrees: Running out of ammunition is a challenge. Running out of water is stupid, refill it when you can. The Warrior isn't your bin. Shit goes in the bushes. Abuse it, you lose it.
Advice for not making the command team cry, and other useful guidelines.
The section net is for co-ordinating, if you're talking on it and not saying one of these five things; "I see the enemy", "I've been shot", "Someone is down", "The Platoon Commander is signalling", or "Roger", then you're doing something wrong.
If you hear Gibson sighing don't ask him for something.
If you hear McMullins talking quickly, he's probably on the Radio. Keep away. Likewise you can tell where he is by either following the smoke, or listening for the heavy breathing.
If you hear Davis on the Radio, check your ammo state.
If you get shot don't tell me unless your arm or leg no longer works.
If you need ammo check the Warrior.
If you've got ammo, congratulations, good for you, nobody cares.
If you don't want to get run over, don't stand behind the Warrior, or in front of it for that matter, it's bigger than you it's not waiting.
If you're waiting, you're waiting for something important, please wait your turn.
Give ALE's not tales.
If you're drunk all the time, nobody can actually tell when you're drunk.
Where did the rum go?
Edwards enjoys touching you while you sleep, please get shot often!
There's no drink drive limit in Arma III.
Gibson isn't drunk, he's just Scottish, he's always like that.
